[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/hura-na-cesty\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/hura-na-cesty\/","headline":"Hur\u00e1 na cesty","name":"Hur\u00e1 na cesty","description":"Tak\u00e9 m\u00edv\u00e1te cestovn\u00ed hore\u010dku? \u017de nev\u00edte, co to je. No, tak to je n\u011bco jako tanec svat\u00e9ho V\u00edta a kousnut\u00ed tarantule dohromady. Pot a t\u0159as. … ","datePublished":"2022-03-31","dateModified":"2022-03-31","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4ae18345300f35922a2a7b2caa17564b68acab8514eff939a8a019efde378c24?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/4ae18345300f35922a2a7b2caa17564b68acab8514eff939a8a019efde378c24?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"plakatt.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/airliner_aero_show_aeroplane_1.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/airliner_aero_show_aeroplane_1.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/hura-na-cesty\/","about":["Cestov\u00e1n\u00ed"],"wordCount":418,"articleBody":"Tak\u00e9 m\u00edv\u00e1te cestovn\u00ed hore\u010dku? \u017de nev\u00edte, co to je. No, tak to je n\u011bco jako tanec svat\u00e9ho V\u00edta a kousnut\u00ed tarantule dohromady. Pot a t\u0159as. Nev\u00edte kudy kam, pob\u00edh\u00e1te zmaten\u011b z jednoho koutu domu do druh\u00e9ho a nev\u00edte co d\u011blat. Ob\u010das obsad\u00edte i onu m\u00edstn\u016fstku, kde sice nic nevy\u0159e\u0161\u00edte, ale je tam p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm klid. Kdy\u017e pak vylezete ven, je kolem v\u00e1s hromada kufr\u016f, od\u011bv\u016f a v\u0161elijak\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed, o kter\u00fdch jste ani netu\u0161ili, \u017ee je v\u016fbec m\u00e1te. \u00a0Ka\u017ed\u00fd sn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed cestov\u00e1n\u00ed jinak. N\u011bkdo je zcela klidn\u00fd, i kdy\u017e jede do Afriky nebo Austr\u00e1lie, n\u011bkdo m\u00e1 cestovn\u00ed hore\u010dku p\u0159i cest\u011b do deset kilometr\u016f vzd\u00e1len\u00e9ho m\u011bsta. \u00a0Cestovat se d\u00e1 r\u016fzn\u00fdmi zp\u016fsoby. Autem po\u010d\u00ednaje a vlakem kon\u010de. Ov\u0161em, je zde i parn\u00edk, letadlo a ponorka. V tom v\u0161em se d\u00e1 cestovat, jen u t\u00e9 ponorky asi bude trochu probl\u00e9m koupit si j\u00edzdenku. Hele, to by mne zaj\u00edmalo. Na j\u00edzdu vlakem je j\u00edzdenka. Na plavbu lod\u00ed je plavenka, na letadlo je letenka. Co je tedy na ponorku. Ponorenka? Nebo podvodnice? No, nebudeme to \u0159e\u0161it. \u00a0V pou\u0161ti budete cestovat na velbloudu, co\u017e pr\u00fd nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 legrace, tedy na del\u0161\u00ed t\u00faru. Na to objet pyramidu to v\u0161ak nic nen\u00ed. V Asii m\u016f\u017eete pou\u017e\u00edt na cestu slona. Tak\u00e9 pr\u00fd nic moc. \u00a0Evropan je zvykl\u00fd na komfort. Ov\u0161em zase n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed m\u00ed zn\u00e1m\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed byli d\u00e1le ne\u017e j\u00e1 a d\u00e1le, ne\u017e za velkou lou\u017e\u00ed tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee j\u00edzda na zd\u011b\u0161en\u00e9m medv\u011bdovi nem\u00e1 zdaleka takov\u00e9 p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9 obraty jako j\u00edzda vlakem \u010cD doma. Tedy zde u n\u00e1s. \u00a0No, posoudit to nemohu, je\u0161t\u011b jsem nikdy ne medv\u011bdovi nejel. A ani po tom netou\u017e\u00edm. \u00a0Cestov\u00e1n\u00ed u n\u00e1s je vcelku bezpe\u010dn\u00e9, i kdy\u017e j\u00e1 o tom n\u011bkdy siln\u011b pochyboval nap\u0159\u00edklad p\u0159i j\u00edzd\u011b lanovkou. Rozhodn\u011b n\u00e1\u0161 vlak nep\u0159epadnou indi\u00e1ni, ani se nestane, \u017ee by ma\u0161inf\u00edra p\u0159etopil lokomotivu a ta n\u00e1sledn\u011b explodovala. \u00a0Proto budu cestovat r\u00e1d a v\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee vy, mil\u00fd \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i tak\u00e9. Sta\u010d\u00ed jen trochu trp\u011blivosti a odvahy j\u00edt do toho. Nu a pak nasednout na prvn\u00ed vlak. B\u016fh s v\u00e1mi.\u00a0                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Hur\u00e1 na cesty","item":"https:\/\/www.plakatt.cz\/hura-na-cesty\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]